Published inThe HavenTesla Fixes Recalled Cybertrucks with Duct Tape, But Can’t Find the OwnersThe government will pay bounty hunters who bring in owners with empty federal buildings.Mar 232Mar 232
Published inThe HavenTrump Slaps Tariff on Canadian Soccer Team Ahead of World CupChinese and Mexican teams could be nextMar 15Mar 15
Published inThe HavenUnderrepresented Voices: An Alien, an Armadillo, and a Pronoun Walk Into a Coffee ShopHere is their story, complete with words banned by the FedsMar 103Mar 103
Published inThe HavenTrump Wants Hulk Hogan to Replace the FBIStrong man the best defense against crime, says transition teamNov 15, 20242Nov 15, 20242
Published inThe HavenFeeling Trumped? The Five Stages of Election GriefDealing with democracy’s demiseNov 10, 20243Nov 10, 20243
Published inThe HavenMore Vance Looney Tunes: Free Chastity Belts Instead of Covid TestsNunneries for childless cat women are in the offingJul 31, 2024Jul 31, 2024
Published inThe HavenFirst Space Brewpub Will Serve Where No Pub Has Served BeforeAlien imbibers welcome at the Astronaut’s HeadJun 24, 2024Jun 24, 2024
Published inThe HavenThe Godfather 4: Escape From RikersDon Trump plots revengeJun 9, 20241Jun 9, 20241
Published inThe HavenI’m the Guy Who Leaves Out Obsolete Traffic Signs That Drive You CrazyThe detours never endMay 29, 2024May 29, 2024
Published inThe HavenGOP’s Long Lost Moral Compass Discovered in Thrift ShopWill there be a new one set to fake north?May 21, 20242May 21, 20242
