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K. B. Cottrill

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More Vance Looney Tunes: Free Chastity Belts Instead of Covid Tests

Nunneries for childless cat women are in the offing

Jul 31

More Vance Looney Tunes: Free Chastity Belts Instead of Covid Tests

Jul 31

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The Haven

First Space Brewpub Will Serve Where No Pub Has Served Before

Alien imbibers welcome at the Astronaut’s Head

Jun 24

First Space Brewpub Will Serve Where No Pub Has Served Before

Jun 24

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The Haven

The Godfather 4: Escape From Rikers

Don Trump plots revenge

Jun 9

The Godfather 4: Escape From Rikers

Jun 9

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The Haven

I’m the Guy Who Leaves Out Obsolete Traffic Signs That Drive You Crazy

The detours never end

May 29

I’m the Guy Who Leaves Out Obsolete Traffic Signs That Drive You Crazy

May 29

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The Haven

GOP’s Long Lost Moral Compass Discovered in Thrift Shop

Will there be a new one set to fake north?

May 21

GOP’s Long Lost Moral Compass Discovered in Thrift Shop

May 21

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The Haven

When is a Laugh Not a Laugh?

When it’s a burst of hot air

May 11

When is a Laugh Not a Laugh?

May 11

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The Haven

Utah Jails Superman for Transgender Bathroom Incident

Superhero caught with his tights down

May 6

Utah Jails Superman for Transgender Bathroom Incident

May 6

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Doctor Funny

Gizmos That Should Exist: An Emotional Outlet

Power the planet when you reach boiling point

Apr 30

Gizmos That Should Exist: An Emotional Outlet

Apr 30

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The Haven

Cicadas Cancel Mass Invasion

They took one look at the shitstorm above ground and went back

Apr 22

Cicadas Cancel Mass Invasion

Apr 22

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Doctor Funny

Jobs AI Won’t Touch: Royal Dental Flosser

A bot-free career you can sink your teeth into

Apr 18

Jobs AI Won’t Touch: Royal Dental Flosser

Apr 18

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K. B. Cottrill

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