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K. B. Cottrill
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The Haven

·Dec 29, 2022

GOP Sues Devil for Returning Its Soul

Satan laments lousy sin-laden investment The lawsuit alleges that The Devil bought the Republican Party’s soul before the 2020 election, and by returning it has reneged on the deal. The Devil argues that he purchased the soul in bad faith only to discover it was far more corrupted than he…

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GOP Sues Devil for Returning Its Soul
GOP Sues Devil for Returning Its Soul
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The Haven

·Nov 14, 2022

GOP Offers Million Dollar Reward for Information on the Whereabouts of Its Missing Red Tsunami

The reward is making waves. — The million-dollar reward has triggered a frantic search for the red tsunami that was supposed to give the Republican Party huge majorities in both the House and the Senate. The gigantic wave mysteriously disappeared without a trace during the US mid-term elections. Several theories are guiding tsunami hunters. One of…

Satire

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GOP Offers Million Dollar Reward for Information on the Whereabouts of Its Missing Red Tsunami
GOP Offers Million Dollar Reward for Information on the Whereabouts of Its Missing Red Tsunami
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The Haven

·Nov 7, 2022

Seven Steps to the Alice in Wonderland World of GOP Government

Take, for example, a proposed law to lower the price of oil by burning ballot papers. Have you ever wondered how the GOP comes up with ideas for its deranged legislative agenda? Wonder no more. Here is the plan for a new law that could hit the statute books when…

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Seven Steps to the Alice in Wonderland World of GOP Government
Seven Steps to the Alice in Wonderland World of GOP Government
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The Haven

·Oct 29, 2022

Rash of Sports Cheating Scandals Spreads to Professional Knitting

A spellbinding yarn about international intrigue and double-stitching — Chess, fishing, and poker are among the sports rocked by accusations of cheating recently. Now, the world of professional knitting has joined the ranks of scandal-hit sports with allegations that the Russian Knitting Olympic team is illegally lubricating its needles. Applying lubricant to knitting needles speeds up stitching speed, a…

Satire

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Rash of Sports Cheating Scandals Spreads to Professional Knitting
Rash of Sports Cheating Scandals Spreads to Professional Knitting
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Doctor Funny

·Oct 27, 2022

A Halloween Head-Scratcher Part 2: Is Being Undead Really That Bad?

There are no dentists in Zombieland and cavities are cool — By popular demand here is the second part of this Halloween two-parter. For those who missed the first part, Red Cloud, the ghost of a native American chieftain, warns Lois to leave because she is trespassing on sacred land. Lois doesn’t get it and offers the odd trick-or-treater Tootsie Rolls…

Satire

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A Halloween Head-Scratcher Part 2: Is Being Undead Really That Bad?
A Halloween Head-Scratcher Part 2: Is Being Undead Really That Bad?
Satire

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The Haven

·Oct 22, 2022

The Story of Liz Truss: A Legend In Her Own Lunchtime

If you have the attention span of a sparrow with ADD, you’ll be enthralled by K.B. Cottrill’s six-page biography of British Prime Minister Liz Truss. In The Story of Liz Truss: A Legend in Her Own Lunchtime, K.B. Cottrill does a masterful job of packing the former Prime Minister’s brief…

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The Story of Liz Truss: A Legend In Her Own Lunchtime
The Story of Liz Truss: A Legend In Her Own Lunchtime
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The Haven

·Oct 18, 2022

Embattled British Prime Minister Bequeaths the World a New Word for Short-Lived: Trussed

Life is trussed, so enjoy it while you can. The UK media is betting that Liz Truss’s time as the country’s working Prime Minister will not outlast the shelf life of lettuce, about one week.

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Embattled British Prime Minister Bequeaths the World a New Word for Short-Lived: Trussed
Embattled British Prime Minister Bequeaths the World a New Word for Short-Lived: Trussed
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Doctor Funny

·Oct 13, 2022

A Halloween Head-Scratcher: Do Zombies Eat Tootsie Rolls?

You’d better find out before you open the front door — The trick-or-treater seemed a tad old, thought Lois as she opened the front door. But his costume was to die for. “Wow! You look amazing! The shoulder gash is so realistic with that bone sticking out. And I love the rope around your neck. How did you get it to…

Satire

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A Halloween Head-Scratcher: Do Zombies Eat Tootsie Rolls?
A Halloween Head-Scratcher: Do Zombies Eat Tootsie Rolls?
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The Haven

·Oct 11, 2022

Putin to Resupply Ammo-Starved Russian Army With Secret Weapon: Pumpkins

Kremlin’s Operation Agent Orange is already underway The plan to replenish the Russian army’s severely depleted stores of ammunition with pumpkins is outlined in a top-secret US intelligence report. “At this time of year pumpkins are plentiful and cheap. And they will become even cheaper after the Thanksgiving holiday,” the…

Satire

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Putin to Resupply Ammo-Starved Russian Army With Secret Weapon: Pumpkins
Putin to Resupply Ammo-Starved Russian Army With Secret Weapon: Pumpkins
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Doctor Funny

·Oct 7, 2022

A Plea From Plastics: Don’t Let Fish Ruin Our Oceans

Earth faces environmental catastrophe without plastic — Dear Misguided Consumer, Vicious stories about plastic waste polluting your oceans and threatening the very survival of Mother Earth are circulating around the globe. It is time to put the record straight before the real villains — fish — wreak environmental havoc. There is no more awe-inspiring sight than the…

Satire

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A Plea From Plastics: Don’t Let Fish Ruin OurOceans
A Plea From Plastics: Don’t Let Fish Ruin OurOceans
Satire

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