Trumperella: Who Will Wear the Golden Boot?

A torrid tale of our times

He or she who weareth the golden boot shall run alongside the Tyrant Prince (photo: author screenshot from YouTube)

Donald Trump, aka the Tyrant Prince, was carefully spraying his thatch of orange hair with NASA-made adhesive when — as always — he felt an overwhelming need for adoration.

“Mirror, mirror on the wall. Who is the worst presidential candidate of them all?”